This unique piece of art was handcrafted from the finest molding clay.
It was inspired by a 5th grade unit on famous artists, and was produced by the budding talent I call my son. Clearly his education is on the right track. To somewhere. I offer you this piece today, because as my online friends, you deserve to get in on the ground floor. You deserve the first chance to own... this. This... This...
Well, let's just start the bidding.
And the bidding starts at...
Go ahead, bid! I'll put it right in the mail.