Jadyn: No Phoenix, it's not like Halloween.
Jadyn: Is that the turkey butt?
Me: Yep. Dad's stuffing it with stuffing, and you're getting it on your plate later.
Jadyn: Ahhhhh! Let's ride our bikes away from the turkey butt.
Phoenix: I want macaroni instead.
Isabella: Poor turkey. We're gonna eat you. What are you doing to it?!
Phoenix: It's Anksgiving Day? All our family comes over?
Me: No buddy, it's just us this year. We'll see them at Christmas.
Phoenix: What?! You're not my family.