Step right on up!
See The Greatest Show on Earth! Get your ringside seats right here, right here little ones.
It's The Greatest Show on Earth!
Is it the circus?
Is it the carnival?
Mommy in the shower! Mommy getting dressed!
But running a close second for The Greatest Show on Earth is...
Mommy on the phone with an important call!
Step right up and get your seats now. But you'll have to wait in line behind my four. They are regulars. They have a second sense for when The Greatest Show will begin, and they are never late. Are yours?