On the eve of adventure

This is my official "out of office" memo. You know, since you're like, my office. Or something. Well, whatever, I feel like I can't just up and go anywhere without the appropriate notice given. You're on notice! (I love Colbert)
So when I return from whence I goeth, you will know and see and we will be joyful. Or something. That's the point, right? A friend once told me that he looked up the definition of "fun" and it was listed as: a departure from the ordinary.
Well, amen to that!
Depart, we will.
Ordinary, we will not.

Mmmm-wah, see ya when I see ya!